Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Wish Me Luck (revised)

Well, the time has come for drastic measures.

I have decided to burn down this whole place. There is just too much injustice for me to cope with, and after finding out that Callista was in on the entire situation, I cannot help but think that she must go as well.

Our officials are corrupt, our police and firemen too. The mayor of Burlingston is a fat old crook with no sense of right an wrong. Our school teachers are teaching our children how to be terrible people. Our babysitters are a product of this vapid and tainted system. If we let it continue all that will be perpetuated will be insidiously bad habits. Our lovers are the ones that hurt us most.

I cannot let this stand, and so I must burn it down. It is like a sale in the summer, EVERYTHING MUST GO!

I started this morning with that rat Callista. After spending the evening hiding in the shadows and watching her movements carefully, I decided that she must be stopped. I followed her to the hospital where she consulted with shady individuals in white coats from a department labeled "Mental Health Division." I think they must be involved some how. They must be implanting mind control devices in the heads of patients with mental disorders because they are easier to control and no one will take them seriously when they claim to be being controlled by the government. I shall not let this happen to anyone else.

After following Callista back to our apartment, I approached her and she said that she consulted a "doctor." After a quick altercation I dealt with her in the right way.

Now I am going to go and finish the job at the hospital.


Wish me luck.

Your P.A.L.

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Gossipings (revised)

Well, my dear readers, it seems as though I have had the wool pulled over my eyes for too long now. I have confronted Callista with my suspicions about her involvement in the government conspiracy that I am so close to uncovering. When confronted with these accusations, she claimed that I was "bat-shit crazy" and "in need of some serious medical attention regarding my psychoses." It seems that she has been involved from the very beginning, for as it turns out, she is Miro.

I know, it is hard to comprehend, and I am still trying to wrap my head around it, but she has been part of the conspiracy from the very beginning. Something needs to be done! I must leave our apartment and take to the shadows so that I can be away from all of these terrible influences in my life. I am surrounded by devious dealings and insidious motivations.

I am unsure about what to do. I am infuriated and quite frankly embarrassed.

I shall need a while to figure out what the next step is.




Original Post: http://phriendlee.blogspot.com/2012/04/gossipings.html

Callista and her Gossip (revised)

Callista has been telling me all about the town gossip and the dirt on the local officials. It seems that they perpetuate the gossip as much as anyone else around here. How terrible it is that our elected officials are no more mature than school children.

I still cannot figure out the answer to that riddle. I shall get back to you.


I have been more careful to observe Callista's behavior lately. She seems to be observing me in the very same manner. I am not unconvinced that she is not part of this conspiracy against me. After doing a rigorous search of her website history on her computer, I have found suspicious websites dealing with gossip and strange geometrical equations. She has been researching signs and symbols quite frequently. I am suspicious.


Your P.A.L.


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Main St Jitters (revised)

I am about to go and meet with Miro in person. After all this time I am ready to get down to the business of breaking open this conspiracy that has wormed its way through the upper crust of this seedy pie that is our government. Wish me luck. I just hope Callista can come along for the ride, but she said something about her stomach hurting and wanting to stay home.

I am starting to worry about Callista. She is more aloof lately. When I return from my excursions late at night, she is not as talkative as she once was. I hope that these conspirators have not gotten to her as well. 

We are meeting on Main Street, where all the dark business begins. 

Your P.A.L

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Another No Show (revised)

Miro was again absent from our meeting. Yet, I was luckier this time. He left me another box, and this time I was actually able to get to it before Johnny Law.

Again Miro seems to love his games, for he only left me a puzzle to solve and only a few hints to get there.

He writes:

Riddle me this P.A.L. if you can figure out what the answer to this riddle is, you will know what it is that I am trying to fight in the world. 

I have no respect for justice. I maim without killing. I break hearts and ruin lives. I am cunning, malicious and gather strength with age. The more I am quoted, the more I am believed. I flourish at every level of society. My victims are helpless. They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face. To track me down is impossible. The harder you try, the more elusive I become. I am nobody's friend. Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never the same. I topple governments and wreck marriages. I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion. I spawn suspicion and generate grief. I make innocent people cry in their pillows. Even my name hisses. 

What am I fighting? Tell me P.A.L. and we can fight it together from the top down. 


I must think on this for a while. He must be testing my wits. 

I returned home to find Callista on the computer. She did not hear me come in, and I saw that she was looking over websites regarding paranoid schizophrenia. I hope that she is not feeling sick. I think the government must have done something to her. I think they have gotten her to believe there is no conspiracy. I must watch her closely.


Your P.A.L. 


Original Post: http://phriendlee.blogspot.com/2012/04/another-no-show.html 

Monday, April 30, 2012

This Domain has been Seized


Wish me Luck

Well, the time has come for drastic measures.

I have decided to burn down this whole place. There is just too much injustice for me to cope with, and after finding out that Callista was in on the entire situation, I cannot help but think that she must go as well.

Our officials are corrupt, our police and firemen too. The mayor of Burlingston is a fat old crook with no sense of right an wrong. Our school teachers are teaching our children how to be terrible people. Our babysitters are a product of this vapid and tainted system. If we let it continue all that will be perpetuated will be insidiously bad habits. Our lovers are the ones that hurt us most.

I cannot let this stand, and so I must burn it down. It is like a sale in the summer, EVERYTHING MUST GO!


Wish me luck.

Your P.A.L.