Friday, February 3, 2012

Threats and Bookcases

Readers, I must be brief. I have received an anonymous letter from some fiend lurking in Burlingston. I have attached a picture here:
I found my beautiful wife, Callista Manley, under a set of bookshelves in my office today with this note in her hands. I think she is fine physically, but I fear that her mental state is quite fragile. I must take her to the hospital to be completely sure.

More to come.

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